CONTAINS SPOILERS. DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU HAVE READ ECLIPSE.
EDWARD
IS
A
GUY
WHO
DOESN'T
CATCH
ON
FIRE
LIKE
LESTAT.

So yeah. I felt that as engaging as Eclipse was, I was sort of unsatisfied. It felt like there was too much happening too fast. I hardly seemed to feel the incoming vampire newborn army thing, which was important. I wasn't on the edge of my seat at all. There was no nail biting, no crying for me...I mean, compared to New Moon and the emotional roller coaster it sent me on, I felt like Eclipse was this almost empty shell. And as for Jacob and his lips on Bella? Psh. We all knew she was going to choose Edward over him anyway. Really...the book was just predictable. I did enjoy it, but nowhere NEAR as much as I adored Twilight and New Moon. No fear though, I'm still an avid fan..just a tad disappointed.

My Uncle David is in the hospital again because of his colin. He has an auto immune disease where his body attacks his intestines, and it's giving him trouble again. My G-ma (Dot-Dot) is scared and stuff. She's a really big worrier.

So pray please, for my uncle, my Dot-Dot, my cousins, and my aunt, especially, and just remember my fam in your prayer. Thanks.

Happy Valentine's Day! I'd like to grace you ALL with the corniest valentine's joke ever.

Why do all melons marry?
Because they cantelope.

Somebody shoot me.